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Fleeing The Zombie Apocalypse
Downtown Seattle looks like a zombie apocalypse. Bubblegum alley is deserted. The Amazon spheres sit empty.
Puddnhead
Mar 7, 20201 min read
2019 By The Books
A baby punishes the corrupt with illness. A plague of levitation sweeps the planet. The jinnia declare a sex boycott against the djinn.
Puddnhead
Jan 29, 20206 min read
More Of The Same
I say "our" Twins, but I no longer live in Minneapolis. Now I'm just from there.
Puddnhead
Oct 9, 20192 min read
2018 By The Books
I guess I'm coming around to the idea that people who have done horrible things are still worthy of compassion.
Puddnhead
Feb 16, 20197 min read
Ex-Pats
Which makes it easier to find a bar showing American football, but also easier to find a douchey American who watches American football.
Puddnhead
Jul 30, 20183 min read
Andrea
So I recommend Lima to the construction worker community.
Puddnhead
Jun 29, 20182 min read
City of Ghosts
I sat at the bar and got stupid drunk drinking mezcal and Modelos with a gorgeous dental student from Juarez.
Puddnhead
Jun 19, 20181 min read
Grand Gestures
My typical passive aggressive cold shoulder slip out the backdoor approach to romance.
Puddnhead
May 30, 20183 min read
Fear and Loathing In Lima
The karaoke slips at the bar had checkboxes for sing, dance, or listen.
Puddnhead
May 28, 20183 min read
Cholita Wrestling
There were also some guy wrestlers, a villainous official, and a commentator who said "señoras y señores" every 3 seconds.
Puddnhead
May 26, 20182 min read
Trying To Chill
I saw several blind people in the cemetery selling prayers.
Puddnhead
May 25, 20183 min read
The Salt Flats
I spent 2 hours standing in freezing water while everybody else took 1,000 pictures.
Puddnhead
May 23, 20182 min read
A Lot of Sand
I rented a car in Antofagasta and drove an hour and a half into the desert to see a giant hand sculpture.
Puddnhead
May 20, 20181 min read
Pisco
...but in lieu of that she opted for cupping her breasts and pushing them towards me. You want? Yes?
Puddnhead
May 19, 20183 min read
Mario and Machismo
The AirBnB had been listed as an "entire apartment," but the second morning I woke up to a woman in the kitchen.
Puddnhead
May 16, 20181 min read
Pretty Things
My stories about contracting scabies and puking at the airport didn't go over so well.
Puddnhead
May 14, 20182 min read
Hitchhikers
I couldn't understand a goddamn word they said, but the lady in front kept talking to me the entire time expecting me to get it.
Puddnhead
May 11, 20183 min read
Not According To Plan
Meaning that while you were taking a crap you could look out on the street, and everybody on the street could watch you crapping.
Puddnhead
May 10, 20184 min read
Doing It Wrong
So to wash my dishes I had to bend over like a nu metal guitarist.
Puddnhead
May 7, 20182 min read
Walking
I felt pretty good about having hiked almost 40km in one day.
Puddnhead
May 6, 20182 min read
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