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My big plan for Chattanooga was to swing by a punk bar downtown. But it was closed so I went to the bar next door. I drank a couple tasty...

I wanted to go see the honky tonk performers play their own original music but I settled for a 80s/90s tribute show in East Nashville...

Q: What is a Honky Tonk? A: A bar in Nashville with live music. Q: Who are the customers? A: Honkies of all shapes and sizes....

I left town at halftime of the Sunday Night Football game. It wasn't all that relevant to my high stakes fantasy football outcomes...

Wipe away all the gringos and commerce and Cabo is actually quite tolerable.

Well, never too late to skip town and blow all your money.

The tennis dress codes for women were always bullshit and she wore a castsuit today so good on her.

Change and rate of change matter more than absolute value.

By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes. Open, locks, whoever knocks!

Why use one code quality tool when 10 will do the same job 10 times slower and at 10 times the cost?

Step 10: Eat pizza

Downtown Seattle looks like a zombie apocalypse. Bubblegum alley is deserted. The Amazon spheres sit empty.

A baby punishes the corrupt with illness. A plague of levitation sweeps the planet. The jinnia declare a sex boycott against the djinn.

I say "our" Twins, but I no longer live in Minneapolis. Now I'm just from there.

I guess I'm coming around to the idea that people who have done horrible things are still worthy of compassion.

Which makes it easier to find a bar showing American football, but also easier to find a douchey American who watches American football.

So I recommend Lima to the construction worker community.

I sat at the bar and got stupid drunk drinking mezcal and Modelos with a gorgeous dental student from Juarez.

My typical passive aggressive cold shoulder slip out the backdoor approach to romance.

The karaoke slips at the bar had checkboxes for sing, dance, or listen.