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Fleeing The Zombie Apocalypse

Downtown Seattle looks like a zombie apocalypse. Bubblegum alley is deserted. The Amazon spheres sit empty.

Puddnhead

Mar 7, 20201 min read

2019 By The Books

A baby punishes the corrupt with illness. A plague of levitation sweeps the planet. The jinnia declare a sex boycott against the djinn.

Puddnhead

Jan 30, 20206 min read

More Of The Same

I say "our" Twins, but I no longer live in Minneapolis. Now I'm just from there.

Puddnhead

Oct 9, 20192 min read

2018 By The Books

I guess I'm coming around to the idea that people who have done horrible things are still worthy of compassion.

Puddnhead

Feb 17, 20197 min read

Ex-Pats

Which makes it easier to find a bar showing American football, but also easier to find a douchey American who watches American football.

Puddnhead

Jul 30, 20183 min read

Andrea

So I recommend Lima to the construction worker community.

Puddnhead

Jun 29, 20182 min read

City of Ghosts

I sat at the bar and got stupid drunk drinking mezcal and Modelos with a gorgeous dental student from Juarez.

Puddnhead

Jun 19, 20181 min read

Grand Gestures

My typical passive aggressive cold shoulder slip out the backdoor approach to romance.

Puddnhead

May 30, 20183 min read

Fear and Loathing In Lima

The karaoke slips at the bar had checkboxes for sing, dance, or listen.

Puddnhead

May 28, 20183 min read

Cholita Wrestling

There were also some guy wrestlers, a villainous official, and a commentator who said "señoras y señores" every 3 seconds.

Puddnhead

May 26, 20182 min read

Trying To Chill

I saw several blind people in the cemetery selling prayers.

Puddnhead

May 25, 20183 min read

The Salt Flats

I spent 2 hours standing in freezing water while everybody else took 1,000 pictures.

Puddnhead

May 23, 20182 min read

A Lot of Sand

I rented a car in Antofagasta and drove an hour and a half into the desert to see a giant hand sculpture.

Puddnhead

May 20, 20181 min read

Pisco

...but in lieu of that she opted for cupping her breasts and pushing them towards me. You want? Yes?

Puddnhead

May 19, 20183 min read

Mario and Machismo

The AirBnB had been listed as an "entire apartment," but the second morning I woke up to a woman in the kitchen.

Puddnhead

May 16, 20181 min read

Pretty Things

My stories about contracting scabies and puking at the airport didn't go over so well.

Puddnhead

May 14, 20182 min read

Hitchhikers

I couldn't understand a goddamn word they said, but the lady in front kept talking to me the entire time expecting me to get it.

Puddnhead

May 11, 20183 min read

Not According To Plan

Meaning that while you were taking a crap you could look out on the street, and everybody on the street could watch you crapping.

Puddnhead

May 10, 20184 min read

Doing It Wrong

So to wash my dishes I had to bend over like a nu metal guitarist.

Puddnhead

May 7, 20182 min read

Walking

I felt pretty good about having hiked almost 40km in one day.

Puddnhead

May 6, 20182 min read

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Fleeing The Zombie Apocalypse

2019 By The Books

More Of The Same

2018 By The Books

Ex-Pats

Andrea

City of Ghosts

Grand Gestures

Fear and Loathing In Lima

Cholita Wrestling

Trying To Chill

The Salt Flats

A Lot of Sand

Pisco

Mario and Machismo

Pretty Things

Hitchhikers

Not According To Plan

Doing It Wrong

Walking