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Family Bonding
I guess I'm a little more boring and mature now. Just a little.
Puddnhead
Dec 30, 20173 min read
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Alice In Wonderland
Fair to say that I had begun to feel like I saw Alice everywhere and it felt creepy.
Puddnhead
Dec 26, 20172 min read
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Beer and Women
A few beers and a beautiful woman apparently makes me pretty dumb. And happy.
Puddnhead
Dec 25, 20173 min read
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The Goddamn Yankees
I apparently hadn't stayed at the lobby bar after the Twins lost.
Puddnhead
Dec 17, 20173 min read
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The Football Coach
I spent a few days drinking beers and shooting pool with him at our hostel. Neither of us wore shirts.
Puddnhead
Dec 13, 20172 min read
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The Revolutionary History Museum
To me, in the photographs from 1979, the Sandanista leaders looked...really cool.
Puddnhead
Dec 11, 20172 min read
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Danger and Wonder
It was a refreshing and terrorizing experience.
Puddnhead
Dec 9, 20175 min read
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The Trees of Life
But to me Nicaragua is just another example of the same goddamn tragedy of every modern leftist revolution.
Puddnhead
Dec 3, 20173 min read
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Bros
When Eduardo didn't understand, he repeated TIT-TIES louder and slower, using hand gestures for emphasis.
Puddnhead
Dec 3, 20173 min read
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The Germans
It was really cramped and he creepily insisted that the cute German girls sit on the laps of us feral guys.
Puddnhead
Nov 21, 20172 min read
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The Second Time Around
For instance I still look back with reverence on the first blowjob I ever received.
Puddnhead
Nov 20, 20172 min read
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The Loneliest Sound In The World
I was pretty embarrassed about whipping my dick out on the deck.
Puddnhead
Nov 17, 20173 min read
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The Missionary
There's nothing quite so awkward as watching satanic porn with a missionary.
Puddnhead
Nov 12, 20172 min read
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The Perfect Day
The hotel and weekend were fairly perfect in most respects.
Puddnhead
Nov 10, 20172 min read
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Bigfoot
Extortion is so widespread that even tiny tortilla shops have shotgun-wielding security guards.
Puddnhead
Nov 9, 20171 min read
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A Few Good Men
She was more fluent in Snapchat, I in puns. Via this medium I convinced her to come travel Guatemala with me.
Puddnhead
Nov 5, 20172 min read
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The Beach
Please label your food. Unlabeled items will become everybody's property and moved to the COMMUNIST SHELF.
Puddnhead
Oct 26, 20172 min read
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How Not To Visit Ruins
Sometimes you go with the best available information, and you end up getting it horribly wrong.
Puddnhead
Oct 25, 20173 min read
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The Tinder Date From Hell
The first big shocker was the baby.
Puddnhead
Oct 23, 20174 min read
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How Not To Hike A Mountain
I had no idea what the plan was. I was hanging off the side of a bobcat driving up a mountain with two Mexican guys.
Puddnhead
Oct 13, 20174 min read
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