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Which makes it easier to find a bar showing American football, but also easier to find a douchey American who watches American football.
Puddnhead
Jul 30, 20183 min read
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Andrea
So I recommend Lima to the construction worker community.
Puddnhead
Jun 29, 20182 min read
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City of Ghosts
I sat at the bar and got stupid drunk drinking mezcal and Modelos with a gorgeous dental student from Juarez.
Puddnhead
Jun 19, 20181 min read
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Grand Gestures
My typical passive aggressive cold shoulder slip out the backdoor approach to romance.
Puddnhead
May 30, 20183 min read
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Fear and Loathing In Lima
The karaoke slips at the bar had checkboxes for sing, dance, or listen.
Puddnhead
May 28, 20183 min read
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Cholita Wrestling
There were also some guy wrestlers, a villainous official, and a commentator who said "señoras y señores" every 3 seconds.
Puddnhead
May 26, 20182 min read
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Trying To Chill
I saw several blind people in the cemetery selling prayers.
Puddnhead
May 25, 20183 min read
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The Salt Flats
I spent 2 hours standing in freezing water while everybody else took 1,000 pictures.
Puddnhead
May 23, 20182 min read
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A Lot of Sand
I rented a car in Antofagasta and drove an hour and a half into the desert to see a giant hand sculpture.
Puddnhead
May 20, 20181 min read
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Pisco
...but in lieu of that she opted for cupping her breasts and pushing them towards me. You want? Yes?
Puddnhead
May 19, 20183 min read
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Mario and Machismo
The AirBnB had been listed as an "entire apartment," but the second morning I woke up to a woman in the kitchen.
Puddnhead
May 16, 20181 min read
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Pretty Things
My stories about contracting scabies and puking at the airport didn't go over so well.
Puddnhead
May 14, 20182 min read
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Hitchhikers
I couldn't understand a goddamn word they said, but the lady in front kept talking to me the entire time expecting me to get it.
Puddnhead
May 11, 20183 min read
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Not According To Plan
Meaning that while you were taking a crap you could look out on the street, and everybody on the street could watch you crapping.
Puddnhead
May 10, 20184 min read
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Doing It Wrong
So to wash my dishes I had to bend over like a nu metal guitarist.
Puddnhead
May 7, 20182 min read
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Walking
I felt pretty good about having hiked almost 40km in one day.
Puddnhead
May 6, 20182 min read
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The Super Bowl
She asked me what I do and I told her that currently I was drunk, homeless, and unemployed.
Puddnhead
May 1, 20183 min read
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Down With The Sickness
A young adult movie starring Harry Potter and Kylo Ren as cool beer-drinking indy rockers
Puddnhead
Apr 27, 20182 min read
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The End of the World
My first impression was that The End of the World seemed a lot like Duluth, Minnesota.
Puddnhead
Apr 26, 20182 min read
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Poison
Every word out of my mouth is venom. Everything I touch dies.
Puddnhead
Apr 23, 20183 min read
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