PUDDNHEAD

a world where people didn't jump off bridges / they jumped into them

and maybe some day someone else will appear / some sultry survivor with menthols and beer

I hope you come back as a commerical airliner

Where do they keep the balls in these things?

"No I'm not Josh Hartnett's brother."

The only difference being I didn't have somebody to stick kleenex in my nose afterward, offer me a drink, and encourage me to join Starfleet

Similar ending except I didn't end up making out with Jennifer Lawrence.

I recently made a joke about how the dealer and I both share names with Backstreet Boys. I'm banking on nobody knows Backstreet Boys names.