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Midnight By The River

Midnight By The River

Midnight By The River

a world where people didn't jump off bridges / they jumped into them

Puddnhead

Sep 15, 20141 min read

The Blizzard

The Blizzard

The Blizzard

and maybe some day someone else will appear / some sultry survivor with menthols and beer

Puddnhead

Aug 25, 20143 min read

Sayonara Sentra

Sayonara Sentra

Sayonara Sentra

I hope you come back as a commerical airliner

Puddnhead

Jul 8, 20142 min read

Banality

Banality

Banality

Where do they keep the balls in these things?

Puddnhead

Jun 15, 20143 min read

Easter Sunday

Easter Sunday

Easter Sunday

"No I'm not Josh Hartnett's brother."

Puddnhead

Apr 22, 20144 min read

Dishes Shmishes

Dishes Shmishes

Dishes Shmishes

The only difference being I didn't have somebody to stick kleenex in my nose afterward, offer me a drink, and encourage me to join Starfleet

Puddnhead

Apr 2, 20142 min read

Happy Fucking Valentines Day

Happy Fucking Valentines Day

Happy Fucking Valentines Day

Similar ending except I didn't end up making out with Jennifer Lawrence.

Puddnhead

Feb 13, 20142 min read

Legends

Legends

Legends

I recently made a joke about how the dealer and I both share names with Backstreet Boys. I'm banking on nobody knows Backstreet Boys names.

Puddnhead

Jan 12, 20142 min read

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