PUDDNHEAD

When we made it to heads up I had the chip lead and had to pee like a motherfucker.

I may be an incontinent criminal but at least I'm good at poker.

Wes has a poker podcast and I write a poker blog. Surely that also counts for something.

Occasionally great is more my style.

There's nothing worse in tournament poker than a stone bubble.

I don't know if I would have gone through with my plan of donating all the first place money if I had won. It was an aggressively hungover idea.

As soon as I started drinking I caught fire in the tournament.

It ain't never tomorrow, not in this fucking movie. Never ain't nothing but today.

I was prepared to blow my entire bankroll mere weeks after quitting my job. This is the business strategy of Mike Codes LLC. Or something.