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I don't know if I would have gone through with my plan of donating all the first place money if I had won. It was an aggressively hungover idea.

As soon as I started drinking I caught fire in the tournament.

It ain't never tomorrow, not in this fucking movie. Never ain't nothing but today.

I was prepared to blow my entire bankroll mere weeks after quitting my job. This is the business strategy of Mike Codes LLC. Or something.