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The Perfect Day
The hotel and weekend were fairly perfect in most respects.
Puddnhead
Nov 10, 20172 min read
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Bigfoot
Extortion is so widespread that even tiny tortilla shops have shotgun-wielding security guards.
Puddnhead
Nov 9, 20171 min read
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A Few Good Men
She was more fluent in Snapchat, I in puns. Via this medium I convinced her to come travel Guatemala with me.
Puddnhead
Nov 5, 20172 min read
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All-Inclusive
I figured it was nice of him to not charge us anything and also not call the police or what have you.
Puddnhead
Nov 2, 20173 min read
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The Beach
Please label your food. Unlabeled items will become everybody's property and moved to the COMMUNIST SHELF.
Puddnhead
Oct 26, 20172 min read
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How Not To Visit Ruins
Sometimes you go with the best available information, and you end up getting it horribly wrong.
Puddnhead
Oct 25, 20173 min read
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The Tinder Date From Hell
The first big shocker was the baby.
Puddnhead
Oct 23, 20174 min read
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How Not To Hike A Mountain
I had no idea what the plan was. I was hanging off the side of a bobcat driving up a mountain with two Mexican guys.
Puddnhead
Oct 13, 20174 min read
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The Wine Festival
I slipped off into a troubled sleep and hoped to wake up somewhere prettier.
Puddnhead
Oct 3, 20176 min read
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The Snake Guy
You want to have bad health and a bad life?
Puddnhead
Oct 2, 20173 min read
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Jimmy John's
I think that workers in a similar situation, they just have to understand that the courts aren't going to help them at all.
Puddnhead
Oct 1, 20174 min read
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Party Hostel
Lesson learned #1 - never book more than 3 nights at a hostel, even if you're planning on staying a month.
Puddnhead
Oct 1, 20174 min read
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Tours
Try to picture James Bond or Katniss Everdeen in life jackets on a boat with 20 fat tourists. It's difficult to imagine.
Puddnhead
Sep 21, 20174 min read
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Itching
We had a good light-hearted chat about bed bugs, dogs, and monkeys.
Puddnhead
Sep 19, 20172 min read
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Bugs
The bloodthirsty fuckers were at least that tactful.
Puddnhead
Sep 17, 20173 min read
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Back To School Part II
Reggaeton (esp. Despacito) is universal here, but apparently all the cool kids are into 1980s British post-punk. Go fuckin figure.
Puddnhead
Sep 10, 20175 min read
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Back To School
Ana tells me the chant to the tune of "un pueblo unidos" means something along the lines of "kill the gringo."
Puddnhead
Sep 8, 20174 min read
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Old Friends In Disreputable Places
Nope, no goddamn clue where I got that Gatorade. Definitely punched a bouncer though. Or a bartender. So it goes in New Orleans.
Puddnhead
Aug 24, 20175 min read
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Pets
The family shares a home with dogs, cats, snakes, turtles, water dragons, leopard geckos, toads, fish, and cockroaches (in a tank).
Puddnhead
Aug 1, 20172 min read
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Prisoners
We oar and oar and oar until our shoulders are sore. We glide through the water. We're not facing each other so it's difficult to argue.
Puddnhead
Jul 23, 20174 min read
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