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A Beach Guy

That night I spent some time by the toilet, trying to and succeeding in not vomiting.

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Jan 24, 20182 min read

Two Conversations

She asked me to be honest and tell her if I fantasized about fucking Colombian women.

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Jan 21, 20183 min read

That Guy

Had he really been fabulously rich and done drugs with Joe Montana? And now carried all his possessions in black plastic Hefty bags?

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Jan 16, 20184 min read

Rest and Relaxation

For the next few days I read, wrote, and walked along the beach.

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Jan 14, 20182 min read

Degeneration

Could be there's a worse cure for a hangover than a 2-hour bumpy as hell boat ride over the open sea. If there is, I'm not familiar with it.

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Jan 11, 20184 min read

Guatemala Date

In the evening we bought fancy steaks, had sex in a sauna, and then went out for ice cream.

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Jan 7, 20183 min read

2017 By The Books

I actually cried when I read the last line of the novel, which I don't remember ever doing before.

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Jan 2, 201810 min read

Family Bonding

I guess I'm a little more boring and mature now. Just a little.

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Dec 29, 20173 min read

Alice In Wonderland

Fair to say that I had begun to feel like I saw Alice everywhere and it felt creepy.

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Dec 25, 20172 min read

Beer and Women

A few beers and a beautiful woman apparently makes me pretty dumb. And happy.

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Dec 24, 20173 min read

The Goddamn Yankees

I apparently hadn't stayed at the lobby bar after the Twins lost.

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Dec 16, 20173 min read

The Football Coach

I spent a few days drinking beers and shooting pool with him at our hostel. Neither of us wore shirts.

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Dec 12, 20172 min read

The Revolutionary History Museum

To me, in the photographs from 1979, the Sandanista leaders looked...really cool.

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Dec 10, 20172 min read

Danger and Wonder

It was a refreshing and terrorizing experience.

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Dec 9, 20175 min read

The Trees of Life

But to me Nicaragua is just another example of the same goddamn tragedy of every modern leftist revolution.

Puddnhead

Dec 3, 20173 min read

Bros

When Eduardo didn't understand, he repeated TIT-TIES louder and slower, using hand gestures for emphasis.

Puddnhead

Dec 3, 20173 min read

The Germans

It was really cramped and he creepily insisted that the cute German girls sit on the laps of us feral guys.

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Nov 21, 20172 min read

The Second Time Around

For instance I still look back with reverence on the first blowjob I ever received.

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Nov 20, 20172 min read

The Loneliest Sound In The World

I was pretty embarrassed about whipping my dick out on the deck.

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Nov 17, 20173 min read

The Missionary

There's nothing quite so awkward as watching satanic porn with a missionary.

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Nov 12, 20172 min read

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a blog

A Beach Guy

Two Conversations

That Guy

Rest and Relaxation

Degeneration

Guatemala Date

2017 By The Books

Family Bonding

Alice In Wonderland

Beer and Women

The Goddamn Yankees

The Football Coach

The Revolutionary History Museum

Danger and Wonder

The Trees of Life

Bros

The Germans

The Second Time Around

The Loneliest Sound In The World

The Missionary