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A Beach Guy
That night I spent some time by the toilet, trying to and succeeding in not vomiting.
Puddnhead
Jan 24, 20182 min read
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Two Conversations
She asked me to be honest and tell her if I fantasized about fucking Colombian women.
Puddnhead
Jan 21, 20183 min read
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That Guy
Had he really been fabulously rich and done drugs with Joe Montana? And now carried all his possessions in black plastic Hefty bags?
Puddnhead
Jan 16, 20184 min read
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Rest and Relaxation
For the next few days I read, wrote, and walked along the beach.
Puddnhead
Jan 14, 20182 min read
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Degeneration
Could be there's a worse cure for a hangover than a 2-hour bumpy as hell boat ride over the open sea. If there is, I'm not familiar with it.
Puddnhead
Jan 11, 20184 min read
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Guatemala Date
In the evening we bought fancy steaks, had sex in a sauna, and then went out for ice cream.
Puddnhead
Jan 7, 20183 min read
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2017 By The Books
I actually cried when I read the last line of the novel, which I don't remember ever doing before.
Puddnhead
Jan 2, 201810 min read
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Family Bonding
I guess I'm a little more boring and mature now. Just a little.
Puddnhead
Dec 30, 20173 min read
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Alice In Wonderland
Fair to say that I had begun to feel like I saw Alice everywhere and it felt creepy.
Puddnhead
Dec 26, 20172 min read
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Beer and Women
A few beers and a beautiful woman apparently makes me pretty dumb. And happy.
Puddnhead
Dec 25, 20173 min read
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The Goddamn Yankees
I apparently hadn't stayed at the lobby bar after the Twins lost.
Puddnhead
Dec 17, 20173 min read
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The Football Coach
I spent a few days drinking beers and shooting pool with him at our hostel. Neither of us wore shirts.
Puddnhead
Dec 13, 20172 min read
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The Revolutionary History Museum
To me, in the photographs from 1979, the Sandanista leaders looked...really cool.
Puddnhead
Dec 11, 20172 min read
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Danger and Wonder
It was a refreshing and terrorizing experience.
Puddnhead
Dec 9, 20175 min read
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The Trees of Life
But to me Nicaragua is just another example of the same goddamn tragedy of every modern leftist revolution.
Puddnhead
Dec 3, 20173 min read
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Bros
When Eduardo didn't understand, he repeated TIT-TIES louder and slower, using hand gestures for emphasis.
Puddnhead
Dec 3, 20173 min read
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The Germans
It was really cramped and he creepily insisted that the cute German girls sit on the laps of us feral guys.
Puddnhead
Nov 21, 20172 min read
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The Second Time Around
For instance I still look back with reverence on the first blowjob I ever received.
Puddnhead
Nov 20, 20172 min read
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The Loneliest Sound In The World
I was pretty embarrassed about whipping my dick out on the deck.
Puddnhead
Nov 17, 20173 min read
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The Missionary
There's nothing quite so awkward as watching satanic porn with a missionary.
Puddnhead
Nov 12, 20172 min read
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