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The Wine Festival
I slipped off into a troubled sleep and hoped to wake up somewhere prettier.
Puddnhead
Oct 3, 20176 min read
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The Snake Guy
You want to have bad health and a bad life?
Puddnhead
Oct 2, 20173 min read
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Jimmy John's
I think that workers in a similar situation, they just have to understand that the courts aren't going to help them at all.
Puddnhead
Oct 1, 20174 min read
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Party Hostel
Lesson learned #1 - never book more than 3 nights at a hostel, even if you're planning on staying a month.
Puddnhead
Oct 1, 20174 min read
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Tours
Try to picture James Bond or Katniss Everdeen in life jackets on a boat with 20 fat tourists. It's difficult to imagine.
Puddnhead
Sep 21, 20174 min read
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Itching
We had a good light-hearted chat about bed bugs, dogs, and monkeys.
Puddnhead
Sep 19, 20172 min read
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Bugs
The bloodthirsty fuckers were at least that tactful.
Puddnhead
Sep 17, 20173 min read
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Back To School Part II
Reggaeton (esp. Despacito) is universal here, but apparently all the cool kids are into 1980s British post-punk. Go fuckin figure.
Puddnhead
Sep 10, 20175 min read
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Back To School
Ana tells me the chant to the tune of "un pueblo unidos" means something along the lines of "kill the gringo."
Puddnhead
Sep 8, 20174 min read
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Old Friends In Disreputable Places
Nope, no goddamn clue where I got that Gatorade. Definitely punched a bouncer though. Or a bartender. So it goes in New Orleans.
Puddnhead
Aug 24, 20175 min read
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Pets
The family shares a home with dogs, cats, snakes, turtles, water dragons, leopard geckos, toads, fish, and cockroaches (in a tank).
Puddnhead
Aug 1, 20172 min read
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Prisoners
We oar and oar and oar until our shoulders are sore. We glide through the water. We're not facing each other so it's difficult to argue.
Puddnhead
Jul 23, 20174 min read
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Six-Figure Jobs
I'm not nearly as attracted to business analyst types as I am to tattooed girls with gardens.
Puddnhead
May 2, 20177 min read
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2016 By The Books
Meth dealers, old ladies laying beatdowns, and idyllic poetry.
Puddnhead
Jan 6, 20178 min read
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