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Six-Figure Jobs
I'm not nearly as attracted to business analyst types as I am to tattooed girls with gardens.
Puddnhead
May 2, 20177 min read
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2016 By The Books
Meth dealers, old ladies laying beatdowns, and idyllic poetry.
Puddnhead
Jan 6, 20178 min read
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World Series Curses
Just a bunch of grown men crying on each other.
Puddnhead
Nov 5, 20167 min read
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Mischief Managed
I'm not universally beloved. I'm not even always likable. Does that make me lucky?
Puddnhead
Jul 24, 20161 min read
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St. Andrews
I told him I was running out of cities within driving distance to pointlessly visit, and that I had no reason beyond that.
Puddnhead
Feb 15, 20161 min read
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Stupor Bowl 2016
During Stupor Bowl I'm the friendliest motherfucker in the world or at least at all the bars. Until it's over.
Puddnhead
Feb 8, 20161 min read
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Black and White Memory
I couldn't tell you off the top of my head what color the walls are in my living room.
Puddnhead
Jan 31, 20162 min read
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2015 By The Books
It makes a sound like rabbits screaming, and smells of old, unopened rooms.
Puddnhead
Jan 7, 20167 min read
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Fiestas and Fiascos
I woke up with $940 Canadian in my wallet
Puddnhead
Dec 12, 20153 min read
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Easter Sunday Part II
Legally, probly best to leave it at that.
Puddnhead
Apr 5, 20151 min read
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Crazy Again
When I wake up I'm out of toothpaste and that seems significant. It's not.
Puddnhead
Feb 2, 20158 min read
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2014 By The Books
I read more in 2014 than I have in ages. From worst to first.
Puddnhead
Jan 16, 20156 min read
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Midnight By The River
a world where people didn't jump off bridges / they jumped into them
Puddnhead
Sep 15, 20141 min read
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The Blizzard
and maybe some day someone else will appear / some sultry survivor with menthols and beer
Puddnhead
Aug 25, 20143 min read
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Sayonara Sentra
I hope you come back as a commerical airliner
Puddnhead
Jul 8, 20142 min read
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Banality
Where do they keep the balls in these things?
Puddnhead
Jun 15, 20143 min read
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Easter Sunday
"No I'm not Josh Hartnett's brother."
Puddnhead
Apr 22, 20144 min read
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Dishes Shmishes
The only difference being I didn't have somebody to stick kleenex in my nose afterward, offer me a drink, and encourage me to join Starfleet
Puddnhead
Apr 2, 20142 min read
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Happy Fucking Valentines Day
Similar ending except I didn't end up making out with Jennifer Lawrence.
Puddnhead
Feb 14, 20142 min read
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Legends
I recently made a joke about how the dealer and I both share names with Backstreet Boys. I'm banking on nobody knows Backstreet Boys names.
Puddnhead
Jan 13, 20142 min read
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